Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[mega plini]

granted, the chicken is so big that everything fits in it's mouth, it dies of starvation.
I wish for a good shampoo

[zhangvict]

Granted, it is presented to you inside a smoothie which you drink and die from afterwords.

I for a pet mouce that can become supermouce and do stuff for me.

[dreadwoe]

granted the mouse is taken by the government for research purposes and kill you because you could tell the media

I wish for a dog that can walk on its 2 front legs

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  But it also needs to use its hind legs to walk.

I wish for air.

[Dart]

Granted, but it contains no oxygen

I wish for a Flat screen T.V.

[eaglgenes101]

Granted. It is so thin it is 100% transparent.
I wish for 3 liters of unpressurized Oxygen.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  Nothing changes.

I wish that the Hindenburg was filled with Helium.

[Dart]

Granted, but many workers died from mining the helium.  And Germany is now bankrupt.

I wish for hover-shoes.

[Drake_XIV]

Mining... helium?  What?

Granted, but due to lack of friction, you get nowhere.

I wish I had a codpiece.

[Dart]

Helium is a byproduct of mined natural gas reserves.

Granted, but it's spiky on both sides.

I wish I was batman.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, you are now a man dressed as a bat.  Welcome to ComiCon!

I wish to be reminded of why I have spared this world.

[McSod]

Granted. It mostly has to do with breasts.

I wish hot cups of coffee grew on trees.