Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Drake_XIV]

Yes, but we cry because we're laughing too much.

I wish I knew how I grew these wings...

[zhangvict]

Granted, but you lack the non existent materials required to grow wings.

iwish for an iphone

[regen2k9]

Granted.  Your eye is now a phone (and it randomly dials people whenever you blink) 

I wish I had a sousaphone.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, it suddenly appears in front of you with high velocity and crashes right IN YOUR FACE!

I wish for more bonebreaking terror, but not on me.

[haydenshark]

granted u fall off a roof dont break anytning but get put in a coma

i wish i can get all the new shards and 50000000000 electrum

[regen2k9]

Granted.  You CAN, but it takes 800000 hours of play time.

I wish I had a theme song that played whenever i walked into a room.

[eaglgenes101]

Granted. It is extremely loud, and everyone within 10 meters of you (including you) loses their hearing.
i wish for something better to happen, and nothing worse.

[haydenshark]

granted u live a long boring life and hate yorself for that wish

i wish i had free internet

[Aves]

Granted. Unfortunately, you find yourself in prison.
I wish they would fix the textbox of 'quick reply'.

[Arum]

Granted, it takes you to the Reply page.

I wish I could divide by zero.

[McSod]

Granted: x/0. There ya go.

I wish I could slam a revolving door.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  It slams into your face.

I wish for a glass of lemonade.