Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[killsdazombies]

Granted, "L33t" Speak is now the standard writing technique.

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(I wish I could shoot lasers out of my eyes)

[Skysong]

Granted, unfortunantly, you did not get instructions on how to do this, and shoot lasers from oyur eyes at the worst possible moment.

I wish I got a better card than a golden nymph today.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, you get a Drake_XIV card instead.

I wish I knew why I go to extremes.

[waterzx]

Granted, but you are too stupid to understand the reason.

I wish I can switch body with any person in this world.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, but you can do this only once and the person you get is random.

I wish for a glowing orb that just glows.

[zhangvict]

Granted but its square. You drop a pointy end on your foot, causing extreme annoyance. u die

I wish for xand.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, but it's made into a xandwich.

I wish for the ability to kill people with a mere touch of one of my index fingers.

[zhangvict]

Granted, and the first person you touch is yourself - accidently. u die

I wish wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[regen2k9]

Granted.  You become a little pig and wheeeeeeeeeee all the way home.
I wish that I could be the first person to successfully finish writing a never-ending sentence.

[waterzx]

Granted, but you will take infinite time to write that infinitely long sentence.

I wish I could skip all the exams but everyone would still deem me as a top student.

[Olevar]

granted, however U are bind to a wheelchair with the same diagnosis like Steven Hawking.
I wish for a mechanic pigeon that never runes out of energy and will never be broken..

[waterzx]

Granted, but the pigeon hates you so much that it decides to leave you.

I wish I had a beautiful voice.