Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, buying a 3DS now supports the Canadian alternative rock band I Mother Earth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Mother_Earth) via funding them 1% of the sale valaue. I'm not sure what this has to do with typing Japanese, though.

I wish that smileys worked in desk-tags or rather html-titles.

[zhangvict]

Granted, but I don't know what are desk tags and html titles so now your desk cabinets are filled with nightmarish yellow balls with creepy grins, waiting to explode out and flood the world with lol balls the nest time you open your drawers.

I wish for socks that can generate warmth.

[Stein90]

Granted, now your feet are burned.

I wish for more cards in EtG.

[Skysong]

Granted. You have thousands of skeletons and no  .

I wish for millions of dollars.

[zhangvict]

Granted, millions of dollars fall from the sky on your head and you drown.

I wish for a real life SoSe

[ralouf]

Granted, you know have 3 weird pink catz that die every 2 minuts but stay alive.

I wish for a nerf SoSac

[zhangvict]

RANDOM STUFF

Granted, you know have 3 weird pink catz that die every 2 minuts but stay alive.

AHH @%$#@%$#@ Omg i luv weird immortal pink catz best corruption ever!!!

Sorry, I had to say that. I previously wished for a real life shrodinger cat and tey didnt grant

Granted, now they cost 99 random quanta to play so nobody uses SPlat anymore. Dune scorpions have nothing to do and migrate into our universe, where they crawl into your bed at night and scare the shit our of you even though they have 0 atk and can't do anything.

I wish for non-burning socks that generate warmth.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, you die from dehydrating to much via sweating.

I wish for a book, whose pages are fireproof but are burning all the time.

[Laxadarap]

Granted, but anything it touches automatically catches on fire and burns.

I wish I was able to teleport myself and other objects.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you can't control WHERE you teleport to.  Have fun in the middle of the Gobi Desert.

I wish I had a whip.

[Skysong]

granted, but you get a coiled snake due to FedEx messing up.

I wish I knew how to edit the tag for spoilers (the part that says hidden.)

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but no one cares about your understanding of BBCode.
I wish I could light things on fire with my elbow.