Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  Your wish is now "I wish people would exhibit better syntactical skills and input a horizontal line to differentiate between their corruption of wishes and their own wishes."

I wish I was not confined to a wheelchair.

[Skysong]

Granted, and it burns through the moon, and lands on earth, on top of your house, over your bedroom, and bruns straight through.

I wish for more fun wishes to corrupt.

[Laxadarap]

Granted, but you now you find that all new wishes aren't "fun".

I wish I could play ETG at work without getting caught.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, but now everybody plays ETG on your company all day, so no work is done anymore, which leads into the company becoming bankrupt and you losing your job.

Granted, but everyone starts to ignore you, because you're not special anymore (first signs of ignorance witnissed on this thread).
I wish for a swarm of dragonflies to pass by right in front of my window.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but they burst in and somehow lift you out and over a ravine, dropping you to your death.

I wish I had a presence.

[Skysong]

Granted, you have the presence of air

I wish for a book.

[mesaprotector]

Granted, you get all of the Twilight books, autographed.

I wish to participate in War 5.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you get booted early on.

I wish I wasn't so awkward.

[Stein90]

Granted, you will do everything right but none will see it.

I wish to become a psychologist,

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you now have a useless job.

I wish people would realize the futility in pursuing a liberal arts degree.

[zhangvict]

Granted, now colleges become bankrupt due to a significant drop in student demand, causing them to tear down their buildings to sell the bricks for money. Your mom buys one of those bricks and accidentally drops one on your foot.

I wish for poo.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  Here's your dinner.

I wish my 3DS could support IME so I could post a wish in Japanese.