Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[zhangvict]

I wish for 1,000,000 

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, some elements player gains 1,000,000 , but not you.

I wish for a piece of paper.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you get paper cuts whenever you touch it.

I wish I could purposefully give paper cuts.

[AnimationX]

Granted, but you run out of paper.
I wish for a strawberry.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, It's a sculpture of a berry formed out of straw.

I wish I had a danger sense.

[Skysong]

Granted, but you only sense when ants are in danger.

I wish I had 10 dollars.

[AnimationX]

Granted, but you get pickpocketed.
I wish I had a nova.

[artimies7]

Granted. Our sun gets nova'd by a comet a billion years early. We all die in a horrible fusiony fire of death.

I wish that people would stop being such jerks.

[Dm]

Granted, humanity is now extinct.

I wish that people would join Noodles and Donuts. (Ucwatididthar)

[mesaprotector]

Granted, people join noodles and donuts together to make noodle-haired donuts.

I wish my Youtube videos would get more views.

[AnimationX]

Granted, but then your video gets deleted for copyright infringement.
I wish for two wishes.

[zhangvict]

Granted, you use one of your two wishes wishing for two wishes, so you only have 1 wish

I wish for 1,000,000  to be given to me right now.