Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[artimies7]

Granted. Your impulsiveness makes you press that big red button. D:

I wish the world wasn't exploded.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted.  Now your hair stands straight up whenever you say the word "from."

That's still pretty cool

Granted, it imploded, thus creating greater destruction than an explosion would have created.

I wish for the power to repair my house, which got damaged out of excessive throwing axe usage.

[pvpmister]

Granted, it was you just forgot about it.
I wish for a lolly:D

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  But when you eat it turns out you're deathly allergic to it.

I wish I had my own computer.

[regen2k9]

Granted, you now have a Macintosh 128k.

I wish I could be the master of an element - NOT on the forums, but in real life O_O.

[mesaprotector]

Granted, you are now the master of element 143. As element 143 does not exist yet, and even if it did would vanish within a microsecond, your ability is useless.

I wish I had a job.

[zhangvict]

Granted, but you have to clean toilets

I wish for some toilet paper

[Xenocidius]

Granted. You have to use it to clean the same toilets as mesaprotector does.

I wish for world peace.

[zhangvict]

Granted but all countries are unified under a dictator with no democracy or free speech

I wish for a shrodinger's cat

[Tom Bombadil]

granted, but when you meet it you realise it is dead...

I wish for snow to stop falling around my house

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, now snow is falling inside your house.

I wish for the weather to become more calm everywhere on earth.

[zhangvict]

Granted but then volcanoes and earthquakes explode everywhere because the weather is getting more violent inside the earth

I wish for a living shrodinger cat