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Xenocidius · « **Reply #12 on:** November 11, 2011, 10:48:24 pm »

Granted, it's a shark and it eats you.

I wish for posts in this thread to increase my post count.

Legit · « **Reply #13 on:** November 11, 2011, 11:09:22 pm »

Granted, they increase your post count by -1.

I wish for Nyan it to work in real life.

ninetyfools · « **Reply #14 on:** November 11, 2011, 11:18:47 pm »

Granted you can now shit rainbows on ur chat!!
I wish for this wish to not wish for a wish

Pythagoras · « **Reply #15 on:** November 13, 2011, 05:31:46 pm »

I did't listen, I think you said you wanted ice cream.
I wish for unremovable magic powers

ninetyfools · « **Reply #16 on:** November 14, 2011, 02:21:21 am »

Granted your magic power is to slap yourself in the back every 2 seconds.
I wish for a Xbox.

Helston · « **Reply #17 on:** November 16, 2011, 03:03:09 pm »

Granted, it's actually a robot disguised as an Xbox that steals your soul while you sleep.
I wish it was raining chocolate.

Pythagoras · « **Reply #18 on:** November 16, 2011, 05:21:34 pm »

Granted, but for it to be liquid it has to be very hot.
I wish to be the most powerful god

ninetyfools · « **Reply #19 on:** November 18, 2011, 03:26:35 am »

Granted, but for it to be liquid it has to be very hot.
I wish to be the most powerful god

Granted you are the most powerful god of socks
I wish for a new laptop

Xenocidius · « **Reply #20 on:** November 18, 2011, 04:01:54 am »

Granted, it's running Windows 95.

I wish for 100000 rep.

Pythagoras · « **Reply #21 on:** November 19, 2011, 02:52:36 pm »

Granted, but you break the scale and you end up with -9001 rep.
I wish to have 500 posts

Shrink · « **Reply #22 on:** November 19, 2011, 02:59:05 pm »

Granted. You now have 500 posts on the World of Warcraft forums.

I wish I had all of my upgraded cards doubly upgraded.

Pythagoras · « **Reply #23 on:** November 19, 2011, 06:46:42 pm »

Granted, but double upgrade means unupgraded.
I wish to have 500 posts on all forums