Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Zawadx]

Granted. But now I shall take revenge on you for making me vote while I was hosting mafia. You died

I wish for my crush to geddit 

[Espithel]

Granted.

He got you. You two are now married in a happy family with two adopted children, and you grew to him too.

I wish for an emoticon. :P

[CrockettRocket]

Granted, it now reflects your emotional state and the emoticon is sad.
I wish for zawadx to not host this mafia, he says hes going to kick me....

[Zawadx]

Granted. But now no one has the guts to host Mafia 40 cause it's cursed. End of Mafia. Forever...

also, Zawadx kicks Crockettrocket in the nuts! ^^

I wish for sunshine and rainbows

[yee]

Granted, you got attacked by corrupted Carebears.

I wish to fly through eternal tornado.

[Espithel]

Granted.
The tornado lasts forever, but is only 2 centimetres wide

I wish for a big, muscly man to take care of me when I grow old.

[Zawadx]

Granted. He 'takes care' of you. i.e. assasinated or murdered, whichever you prefer.

I wish for purple flames of doom.

[Espithel]

Wish granted.
And now that the flame's killed you, you can't wish for anything stupid anymore.

I wish for Ursarings.

[CrockettRocket]

Granted, but they disappear.
I wish for a committee of one to say if my wishes are stupid or not and that one person to be myself and for it to be granted only by myself.

[CrockettRocket]

Granted, but they disappear.
I wish for a committee of one to say if my wishes are stupid or not and that one person to be myself and for it to be granted only by myself.

Granted, but you can't ever say they're stupid.
I wish for frozen to stop granting my wishes.

[Espithel]

Wish granted.

I wish for Crockett to stop asking me to stop granting his wishes.

[CrockettRocket]

Granted, but he stopped only for a moment.
I wish to know the exact amount of time a moment contains.

In a moment, said frank. An hour later his mother nagged frank again, and frank responded again with "In a moment"

XD This was an actual conversation on my cross country ski bus, but the sentence above wasnt part of it, just an example of how a moment for one person could be 2 moments for another. 2 moments for frank, and 1 moment for the mother.