Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[jarozaoz]

I wish for immortality

Granted, but you will land on closed space with endless fire. Everywhere.

I wish for the death of all the evil people

Granted, but by "evil" people I mean all your family, friends, and anyone in 250km radius. ♥

I wish for having virgin blood for X-mas. ♥

[yee]

Granted, its your own blood (and if you weren't virgin, then you are now and you'll always be).

I wish that there were no more smoking.

[iancudorinmarian]

Granted, now people do drugs instead.

I wish for peace in the world.

[jarozaoz]

Granted, but all world is destroyed. You wanted peace forever, you will have peace forever! #BadJaro   

I wish for unlimited marks in my account.

[Espithel]

Granted.
Your bank account has now been clogged with an outmoded currency.

I wish for this wish to have a period at the end

[jarozaoz]

Granted, but period will be in the start of a wish.

I wish for bottle, like its in

[iancudorinmarian]

Granted, but it's absorbed by the black hole inside it.

I wish that jarozaoz won't corrupt this wish.

[Aneninen]

Granted. I'm gonna

Granted, but all world is destroyed.

corrupt it. Or was it Jarozaoz? ^_^

I wish I had been able to write a funnier comment.

[jarozaoz]

Granted, but anyone will -rep yo by that, because they wont get a joke.

And thats for deleting me for a second from Corrupt a Wish, ian lol

I wish for this wish being granted by Vladimir Putin.

[propheon]

granted! but hes half naked when he grant the wish

i wish to take satan's place and be king of hell

[CrockettRocket]

Ungrantable! It's already came true. Please wish for things that you want to acquire or along those lines!

Breaks chain.

[Submachine]

Breaks chain.

Now it's time for starting a Corrupt A Wish 5.0.