Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Torriku]

Granted.
However there is no laundrymat for wishes...XP
I wish for this wish to be cast on all wishes through the wish millennium.

Granted, but your wish was for all wishes to never be corrupted thus the universe started falling apart.

I wish my next wish was incorruptable.

[iDaire]

I wish my next wish was incorruptable.

Wish Ungranted.
I wish for nothing.

[Espithel]

I wish for the ability to wish things.

[propheon]

granted you get infinite useless wish that will never happens

i wish that something bad happen

[Espithel]

Your bad grammar is and punctuation is the bad event you wished for.

I wish to destroy all emoticons.

[Aneninen]

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[Submachine]

Granted. Now emoticons are back, so frozengaia gets angry at you.

I wish that you write 3 rows of random text in the next post.

[Leodip]

Granted. Now emoticons are back, so frozengaia gets angry at you.

I wish that you write 3 rows of random text in the next post.
EDIT: "you" can be anyone who reads this.

Granted.
Random text.
Random text.
Random text.

I wish people here stopped making wishes.

[jarozaoz]

Granted, but not people will stop wishes, but you

I wish for unlimited ice creams in my fridge

[Espithel]

Granted.
Your fridge is now the size of the universe and thus collapses upon itself into an omnipresent black hole.
Noob.

I wish for SouFflé.

[propheon]

granted! Your now fatter

i wish people do more sports instead of sitting in front of computer all day

 

[Espithel]

Granted.
They do Kinect Fitness now.

I wish for immortality,
I wish for the death of all the evil people.