Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[kimham8a]

Granted, but its element has no cards.

I wish you all a merry Christmas. (do you dare ruin that one?)

[Savage]

Granted, but its not Christmas right now, so no one can have one.

I wish my brain could fathom Paradox's and make sense of them.

[grimdragon64]

Granted. That is a paradox however, because you are too stupid to fathom any paradox and make sense of them. You have created ANOTHER paradox! 

I wish for bottled fire (that won't die out because it is in a bottle).

[eaglgenes101]

Granted, you can't access it, since it's now in an unbreakable vacuum-sealed silvered bottle.
I wish I could think of something...

[dawn to dusk]

Granted, the only thing you will ever think of for the rest of your life are paradoxes.

I wish I was better at forum mafia (but not so good that everyone quits as soon as I enter, I mean, I want to be better to get more out of it not beat everyone before day 1 ends)(please don't say I'm good enough already )

[grimdragon64]

Granted. But that wish caused you to suck at everything else.

I wish that I had enough posts to be a full member already.

[Jacker77]

Granted but your account got blocked causing you to restart the game all over
I wish I understood Elements better

[iloveashley3]

granted. but you still manage to suck.  8)

i wish i had enough time to join a tournament..

[Essence]

Granted, but it's a tournament to the death and you just accidentally sold all of your rares...and pillars and pendulums.


I wish that Elements loaded my massive card collection quickly enough to do...well, anything at all...on my brokeback laptop.

[Haruko]

Granted, but once the cards load you only have half of 1 second before your laptop crashes.

I wish for an infinite number of corrupt wishes.

[grimdragon64]

Granted. You then....

I wish for nothing at all.

[dawn to dusk]

Granted. You get so much nothing, something is taken away.

I wish for a necro