Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[ChemMan13]

I wish that I could un upgrade cards, i have 12 improved miracles and pharoahs, but no unupped ones.

[timetock]

Congratulations, all your math homework for the semester is done for you, however the morning that is is due your dog sees in and then eats it. What can you say, your dog ate your homework.

I wish that I could un upgrade cards, i have 12 improved miracles and pharoahs, but no unupped ones.

Please put the two under one post. You can edit posts and add it in if needed.
Your wish is granted: however you accidentally unupgrade all of your cards and you become poor upgrading them again.

I wish for candy. We love candy.

[Chuck__Boris]

Granted.We all eat so much candy that our teeth fall out

I wish for someone to make a wish (nothing can go wrong there).

[BeefSupreme]

MINOR INFRACTIONS - 20 points
Spamming: Please do not double post or cross-post the same message in multiple forums. You will not PM or email multiple members of this site the same message. This includes "bump threads", posts intended merely to increase one's post count, and advertising threads.

Granted, I reported you and you will now have 20 points on your forum account (points are a bad thing).

I wish this thread could get back on topic..

[timetock]

It gets back on topic but the whole forum is distracted by kittens somehow and everyone ignore this topic. kittens. meowr.

I wish One Piece would end. I'm not sure if my lifespan is long enough.

[Luminouskun]

Granted, One Piece ends. Second Piece has already begun and only 99 Pieces left.

I wish to buy a pair of new socks!

[Pella]

Granted.  They cost $437,000.  Each.  Fortunately, the seller agrees to accept your firstborn child as an alternate form of payment.

I wish to be Luminouskun's firstborn child.

[ChemMan13]

Well you kind of are. Your parents had a crazy night and had a few too many drinks. Nine months after that you happened to appear in this world. Until now, people didn't want to admit that your past is a lie.
I wish that you become Anakin skywalker and eventually escape your bonds of slavery to become a great Jedi night before killing nearly all other Jedi.

[ChemMan13]

...Then again i with this topic would start again... it cant possibly be dead.

[Luminouskun]

You made the greatest mistake of all. 2 wishes. As a result your soul is devastated with excruciating pain and your body is completely and utterly destroyed.
You are reborned as a Djinn.

I wish for ChemMan13 to become my faithful Djinn.

[BeefSupreme]

Granted, he turns into the spirit of a cougar and mauls your face (you should look up what a Djinn is before you wish things xD)

Spoiler for Sidenote for ChemMan:

@ChemMan:
> posts something
> less than 24 hours later
> "dood thread is ded"

I wish for moar wishes.

[timetock]

granted. You get a bunch of crappy prepaid wishes, like:
-Free internet for 1 minute
-A room permanently full of fart
-A slice of pizza left in the sewer for eternity
-moar wishes

I wish for a better computer.