Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[mathman101]

granted, everyone can make better wishes but they choose not to by leaving the worst ones on here.

i wish war auction would end, and the rest of the war would start

[BeefSupreme]

Granted, next War auction starts xD

I wish I knew who all the Mafia were

[mathman101]

granted, but you die as soon as you find out and cannot reveal any.

i wish for bacon

[BeefSupreme]

awh that sucks :c
Granted, but it is either too crispy or too flimsy (depending on which you prefer, it'd be the one you don't prefer )

I wish for a 14 card bid in War Auction ;-;

[zumba]

Granted, but the bid is invalid and your dreams are shattered

i wish donuts was a real element

[BeefSupreme]

Granted, but the bid is invalid and your dreams are shattered

i wish donuts was a real element

Side note: If you're going to use this thread, please at least put SOME brain effort into your responses.
Carry on.

[timetock]

Donuts become a real element and it's so overpowered it gets removed from the game.

I wish that I didn't have to do an engineering project in physics.

[xyan]

Granted, but your loss in engineering experience causes the future to lack the expertise in engineering field needed to prevent digressing back to the pre-industrial revolution times.

I wish the missing episodes of Doctor Who's original series were recovered.

[Jyiber]

They are, but it turns out it's 2 hours of the cast of Dr. Who dancing it tutus while singing mainstream pop in various locations.

I wish someone would make a wish for me, I don't know what I want.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted:

I wish Jyiber's miserable life of not knowing what to wish for would come to an end immediately.

[timetock]

It does, and you die along with him in the tragedy.

I wish I had math homework done.

[ChemMan13]

Congratulations, all your math homework for the semester is done for you, however the morning that is is due your dog sees in and then eats it. What can you say, your dog ate your homework.