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zhangvict · « **Reply #984 on:** April 18, 2012, 08:05:03 am »

Granted but I poison it and u die.

I wish all cabbages in the world would disappear

FlareGlutox · « **Reply #985 on:** April 18, 2012, 12:34:41 pm »

Granted, they dissappear into your mouth and in your stomach afterwards, one by one.

I wish for the ability to shoot burning cabbages from my hands.

zhangvict · « **Reply #986 on:** April 18, 2012, 01:44:59 pm »

Granted, but I glue your hands together.

I wish for superior audio equipment.

Helston · « **Reply #987 on:** April 18, 2012, 01:49:07 pm »

Granted, the audio equipment is superior to you. You spend the rest of your life as its pet.

I wish my name had a silent letter in it.

dracomageat · « **Reply #988 on:** April 18, 2012, 01:54:16 pm »

Granted but it's also invisible.
I wish I had a time machine.

mega plini · « **Reply #989 on:** April 18, 2012, 02:06:30 pm »

granted, you use it to go back in time and got eaten by a dinosaur
I wish for a talking dog

regen2k9 · « **Reply #990 on:** April 18, 2012, 08:25:03 pm »

Granted, your dog talks by barking, and it never stops.

I wish I could make a flash mob appear simply by saying the words "Pudding Pockets"

dreadwoe · « **Reply #991 on:** April 18, 2012, 08:38:53 pm »

granted the flash mob then proceed to pelt you with pudding balloons.

I wish for lots of food

FlareGlutox · « **Reply #992 on:** April 18, 2012, 08:42:07 pm »

Granted, you are considered as lots of food and eaten by cannibals.

I wish for red sunglasses.

dreadwoe · « **Reply #993 on:** April 18, 2012, 08:45:15 pm »

granted, your eyes and face are painted red to look like sunglasses

I wish for a cow that eats mice

mega plini · « **Reply #994 on:** April 18, 2012, 09:06:56 pm »

Granted, you are turned into a mouce and the cow eats you
I wish for a good nightsleep

dreadwoe · « **Reply #995 on:** April 19, 2012, 12:02:47 am »

you never wake up

I wish for a chicken that turns into a cow with the ability to digest only objects that won't fit in its mouth.