Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Joe21]

Granted, but is a villain rep.

I wish that the arena gives a special spin every victory, and ask you what you need.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you never get what you want and the third spin is always false.  Wait, it's already like that...

I wish for more luck in the arena.

[zhangvict]

Granted, you win every single bronze game you play except the ones require for the 6th spin.

I wish  for anchovy pizza

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  It's raw.

I wish for humourous corruptions like we once had.

[FlareGlutox]

Sorry, I cannot grant this wish, since I don't see any Reverse Time for that purpose in your deck.

I wish for my teeth to become stronger.

[Joe21]

Granted, but they become proportionally bigger.

I wish for a genius in the lamp

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you forget to add air holes.

I wish I had a Ferrari.

[zhangvict]

Granted, but you make a mistake while driving it on a bridge and do a triple somersault into the river. Miraculously, a garbage boat drives past the point of impact and you land in a giant cushion of rotten bananas. You escape unharmed but with a totally ruined Ferrari and a hideous smell. (your girlfriend dumps for olfactory reasons)

[Drake_XIV]

No wish?  Okay.

I wish I was Ferris Bueller.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, you are fictional and therefore non-existant.

I wish for the ability to breath fire.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you burn out all your internal organs.

I wish I could sing.

[whatifidogetcaught?]

Granted, you become rich and famous, then addicted to drugs from which you die a horribly painful and slow OD.

I wish I had a guitar that could play itself.