Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[zhangvict]

Granted, she posts here more often but after a truck drives into your house. U die.

I wish all food became insanely delicious.

[eaglgenes101]

Granted. Indigestion by the truckload.
I wish for one more dollar.

[TheCrazyMango]

granted, but its counterfeit and you get arrested
I wish to sleep for 12 straight hours. and only 12.

[eaglgenes101]

Granted. You die 12 hours into your sleep.
I wish for another, real dollar.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but by the time you get it, the worth of said dollar drops drastically.

I wish I had complete control of the market.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, you had control of the market seven years ago, you just didn't know it.

I wish for the cycle of and to continue.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but not without the permission of me and .

I wish I could successfully run these two Pokemon Leagues here.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, for 3 seconds.

I wish for an Elements card featuring dark tendrils.

[Joe21]

Granted, but it will cause you to lose every match before the rare spin

I wish for the oracle to figh the false god for me

[Drake_XIV]

Spoiler for FlareGlutox Corruption:

Granted, I already submit an idea, but I shove it into . [See: [http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,37423]Light Tendrils[/url]]

Granted.  The Oracle only uses a deck of pillars.  It should be said that she loses for you.

I wish that my latest batch would be submitted to the Crucible already.

[Joe21]

Granted. It is yet in the Crucible, but posted by another.

I wish the shards to magic appear in my database

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but the second you come near them, they turn into Relics.

I wish I had more Rep.