Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Skysong]

Granted, but you delete it by mistake.

I wish for a gold mine.

[Vendanna]

Granted, but you delete it by mistake.

I wish for a gold mine.

Granted, but the gold mine possesion isn't yours. you just wished for it to appear.

I wish for a little pony.

[Skotadi Phobos]

Granted, it's microscopic.
I wish for drums.

[Laxadarap]

Granted, but they're magic drums that play themselves every night as your trying to get to sleep.  You become exhausted.
I wish that I actually knew all the abilities in Fanatics and Heretics.

[killsdazombies]

Granted, but the process completely lobotomizes you.

I wish I had a better internet connection.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, but the new connection is also totally unsafe, so your computer gets flooded with malware and successful hacking attempts shortly afterwards.

Now that Drake reminded me, I wish for a well-done steak.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, it's carved from your leg.

I wish I had my own computer, no matter how out-of-date or inefficient it is.

[TheCrazyMango]

granted, but its got blocks guided by sheltered suburban mom.
I wish for a donut

[killsdazombies]

Granted, but it is poisoned
I wish I had a pot of lucky charms.

[McSod]

Granted, but the charms are mostly rabbits' feet. Also, you are a bunny.

I wish booze was free.

[Arum]

Granted, but you lose your house to drunk gambling.

I wish for everything and nothing.

[Laxadarap]

Seeing as that is a paradox, Maxwell's demon comes in and steals your soul.

I wish I could make a totally 1337 custom avy.