Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Opsinis]

Granted, but there aren't any strings to strum, so you bash it against a wall, effectively playing percussion.
I wish for Tom Lehrer to write me a letter back.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  It is accompanied by both a restraining order and a request to cease and desist.  But it's still a standard typed letter with an obviously photocopied signature.

I wish I could feel my feet again.

[killsdazombies]

Granted, after they are removed you can feel them as much as you want.

I wish I was magic

[Helston]

Granted. You are the force which, all across the world, is manipulated by wizards and mages, tortured by necromancers and warlocks. You are continually drained and used in weird and terrible manners to perform all sorts of tasks, forced to take terrible burdens and reviled by the common man.

I wish this week would never end.

[killsdazombies]

Granted. The world as we know it ends.


I wish that wishes were less depressing.

[Xenocidius]

Granted. Wishes were less depressing - that is to say, they used to be.

I wish that Scaredgirl would take down the old forum.

[killsdazombies]

Granted, but she accidentally takes down this one as well.

I wish that chat didn't make noises that made me hate the internet.

[eaglgenes101]

Granted, but she accidentally takes down this one as well.

I wish that chat didn't make noises that made me hate the internet.

Granted. Now you have OCD related to the chat.
I wish I could wish and not have it corrupted.

[killsdazombies]

Granted, but all the puppies in the world die. nice one.

I wish life was OP

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  reigns over the Forums, which is short as wins the next war.

I wish I had free WiFi.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, as long as you are located on the summit of Mt. Everest.

I wish for a dark inferno.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  Anyone care for some well-done FlareGlutox?

I wish I could find the file with my old profile picture.