Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[eaglgenes101]

Granted, you get the magic power to emit glowing farts.

I wish to be a wandering skeleton.

Granted, you die when you run into a fire shield blindly.
I wish I had one more HP.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  You now have 1 hp.

I wish I could draw.

[Absol]

Granted. All your games end with a draw from now on.
I wish 1.30 would be awesome.

[artimies7]

Granted. It's awesome, but you're banned for no adequately explained reason.

I wish that my neuron strings were one million particles long.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, your body explodes out of the suddenly generated volume.

I wish for random implosions, which harm no living being.

[Laxadarap]

Granted, but you get so excited you die and have a heart attack.  You implode.

I wish this thread would finish allready.

[artimies7]

Granted, but it doesn't.

I wish for warp drive eleven.

[whatifidogetcaught?]

Granted, but the sudden change in speed results in a high G-force rating that rips apart your body at the molecular level.

I wish I had my own island.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, the island is actually a swimming one: it's your corpse thrown out into the sea.

I wish for a dark grin.

[Opsinis]

Granted, but it causes your tooth abscess to give you a severe headache.
I wish the forum broke out into an extraordinary musical.

[whatifidogetcaught?]

Granted, but now you are hunted for hate crimes, as it was a racist musical.

I wish for automatic victory.

[Skotadi Phobos]

Granted, you only get one, the rest are instant losses.
I wish for a bass guitar