Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but only after you leave for good.

I wish I could do something useful this war.

[zhangvict]

Granted, u clean toilets.

I wish for a watermelon slice.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  You give it to me to eat.

I wish I had two thumbs.

[zhangvict]

Granted, but I slice one off. You bleed. u die.

I wish for a smaller laptop.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but it overheats so quickly that it kills itself before you can log in.

I wish people would take me seriously.

[zhangvict]

Granted, they take you seriously and you cannot have a non-serious fun conversation with anyone anymore and u get depressed.

I wish for Drake_XIV to be my slave.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but I lead a one-man revolution and make you my slave.

I wish that I had a pocket watch.

[Skysong]

Granted, but it is weirdly made, and therefore you cannot tell time what so ever using it.

I wish I could cast the Spell "Fireball"

[whatifidogetcaught?]

Granted, but you were lit on fire and you died.

I wish I had the strength of the Hulk, without the rage.

[zhangvict]

Granted, you have the strength of the Hulk... and the courage of the barn mouse.


I wish for magic powers

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, you get the magic power to emit glowing farts.

I wish to be a wandering skeleton.

[waterzx]

Granted, now you are a chick.

I wish all cards I made would reach level 4.

I read the wrong page