Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[zhangvict]

Granted, you write and publish horrible novels. People hate you so much they kill u. u die

I wish for less procrasination in my life

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, you now don't prcrocrastinate, but entirely stop doing your tasks.

I wish for inner warmth.

[pvpmister]

Granted, your body starts to burn and then explodes.
I wish for a happy life.

[killsdazombies]

Granted, it lasts twenty seconds.
I wish the person below me would corrupt my wish

[Laxadarap]

Nah.
I wish I was good enough to warrant a 24 card bid in war

[Skysong]

Granted, but the max cards they can spend on players is 100 out of 3000
I wish for someone to throw a fireball at Drake_VII

[whatifidogetcaught?]

Granted, but he deflected it back at you.

I wish for everyone to understand my awesomeness.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  We understand your awesomeness.  Rather, your lack of it.

I wish I knew who this Drake_VII fellow is.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, it's you after you have been cut in half, which immediately happens.

I wish I could see through solid matter.

[Muffinesque]

Granted, but you can't see the ground so you fall off a cliff.
I wish I was a bird.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  You are now a Tit.

I wish my in-laws didn't hate me.

[Skotadi Phobos]

Granted, they loath you
I wish ScaredGirl would come back