Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, but due to the common misinterpretation of communism being a concept which involves a ruthless dictator reigning the people while torturing and killing everyone who opposes his reign... yeah... I don't think I have to finish this sentence.

I wish for more subtlety.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  I've become so subtle that you haven't realized I've corrupted your wish.

I wish we were under a communist government neither ruled by a tyrant or dictator, but as it was originally meant to be.  By the masses for the masses.

[whatifidogetcaught?]

Granted.  I've become so subtle that you haven't realized I've corrupted your wish.

I wish we were under a communist government neither ruled by a tyrant or dictator, but as it was originally meant to be.  By the masses for the masses.

Granted, but now no country trades with yours due to the communist stereotype.

I wish nobody was afraid of the dark.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, everybody is rendered blind.

I wish for a jingle to play when I hover over this sentence with my cursor.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  It is the the beating of the drums.  The drums of war.  Can't you hear it?

I wish David Tennant was still the Doctor.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, he still is in the old episodes.

I wish for a drum and the skill to play it.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  You are still not a musician and a machine can still do your job better.

I wish I died in a plane crash.

[whatifidogetcaught?]

Granted, but someone used Reverse Time.

I wish I had a 

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, but it is like this (

).

I wish for a slice of bread.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, I eat it.

I wish this piece of bread was not poisoned.

[whatifidogetcaught?]

Granted, it is laced with explosive.

I wish for a sandwich.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, you get an -sandwhich, made completely out of .

I wish to actually know which piece of bread Drake meant.