Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[ScalSaver]

Granted but your voice also kills anybody who hear it

I wish to be the the master of the universe

[zhangvict]

Granted, but you are my mind slave.

I wish for grape explosions

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, they explode right in your face, you die.

I wish that everybody gave peas a chance.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, people start using frozen peas as ammunition in the first great Vegetable War.

I wish FlareGlutox wasn't the only person that had at least half of my posts in this thread.

[zhangvict]

Granted you also have at least half your posts on this thread, making it two people. You waste a wish and get depressed. On the way home you were contemplating your failure and stepped on a man eating pink kitty cat by mistake and got eaten. u die.

I wish to gain super powers that allows me to nom nom absolutely anything I want without dying.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, these powers include vomiting directly afterwards everytime you use them. Because of your frequent eating and regurgitating you get depressed. On the way home you were contemplating your failure and stepped on a man eating pink kitty cat by mistake and got eaten. u die.

I wish it was easier to have at least half of Drake's posts.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but it will always be just out of your reach.

I wish for endless pie.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, you die of eating too much pie (becoming fat and unhealthy and doing nothing else than eating and all that).

I wish for a double post.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but this is unoriginal.

[Drake_XIV]

I wish people would stop assuming things.

[whatifidogetcaught?]

I wish people would stop assuming things.

Granted, but now they know and reveal are your secrets.

I wish I had 100,000 

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but inflation makes that useless.

I wish we were Communist.