Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, but everybody wonders why you want to make a government-owned scientific research organisation in New Zealand (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scion_%28Crown_Research_Institute%29) into a card idea.

I wish to remember everything I forgot.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but there's a reason you forgot them.

I wish I had an Intuos.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, now I am jealous of you and murder you as a consequence.

I wish for the process of creating art on a computer would become much easier.

[Drake_XIV]

[Augh, I don't want to corrupt this, but...]
Granted, but you have to... *shudder* pay for a program to do so.

I wish my next wish would not make my 200th post on this thread.

[zhangvict]

Granted, you wish your wish in real life instead of on this forum. Obviously, it does not get granted.

I wish for weirdness.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  Time to take out the tentacles...

I wish this was not my 200th post.

[waterzx]

Granted, but you will never have the 201th post.

I wish I could have a million wishes.

[zhangvict]

granted, but you forget that to wish for.

I wish I can float.

[Laxadarap]

Granted, but you can never dive underwater again.

I wish I was a better deckbuilder.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you still can't make a decent farming deck.

I wish I would stop procrastinating.

[zhangvict]

Granted, you start proceasinating 5 mins later.

I wish for eternal chocolate.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  It begins to grow and multiply inside your stomach upon consumption.  I'll leave the rest to your imagination.

I wish everyone had decent writing skills.