Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[zhangvict]

Granted, you are good at using a guitar for all manner of purposes, such as bashing windows, but not for playing.

I wish for the next person to post to grant this wish.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but I also corrupt it.

I wish I was more active on this thread.

[zhangvict]

Granted, but you already was getting more active my posting that wish, hence you waste a wish. The magic wish disapproves of your careless waste of his powers and throws a dusty lamp at your head. You die.

I wish for  randomness to explode everything into chaos.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, but the only card, which costs exactly 11 , is Amethyst Dragon and this card doesn't involve much chaos nor explosions.

I wish for a glowing orb of hatred.

[zhangvict]

Granted, I shove it in your face. You now hate everybody and is unable to feel happiness anymore. People feel sorry for you and give you lots of free money and stuff. Not being able to understand kindness, you explode into a paradoxical antimatter explosion of non-hate and hate. (u die).

I wish cookies are now spelt c00kiez.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but everyone still insists on spelling it wrong with o's instead of 0's.

I wish there was better term for "lemon" when it came to fan fictions.

[Absol]

Granted. It's "lime".
I wish for Drake_XV.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, and I'm here to further corrupt your wishes.

I wish posts did not have slightly different shades of gray which alternated every other post.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, now they have slightly different shades of light black which alternate every other post.

I wish for my finger nails to become hard like diamond.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but there's no stopping them as they begin to grow INTO you hands, rather than out, slowly restricting the usage of your fingers and causing immense pain at any minor movement.

I wish I was at 200 posts on this thread already.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, your forum account gets deleted for hacking into the forums and increasing your post count on this thread.

I wish for a glowing orb of nothingness.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you can't find it.

I wish I could think of a good card idea for Scion.