Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, you allready know. Just search deep in your mind.

I wish for bad movies like twilight to actually inflict eye cancer, so that people stop watching them.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you accidentally watch a clip from the movie.

I wish I knew where Waldo was

[Skotadi Phobos]

granted, HE'S BEHIND YOU WITH A KNIFE!!!
I wish I had the gold standard kart in mario kart

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but now everyone else does to.  It's a lot less special now...

I wish my life would not turn into the plot of 500 days of Summer.

[zhangvict]

Granted, you die.

I wish for the world to explode into strawberries.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, the world explodes into straw puppets in the form of berries.

I wish for more limbs on my body.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  You now have nubs growing out of your entire body, preventing you from breathing, leading to your death via asphyxiation.

I wish I had a reason to go outside, even if it involves the destruction of my computer.

[zhangvict]

Granted, you die.

I wish rotation glass potatoes

[AP579]

Granted. You get an electrum hourglass that constantly rotates, but you use it too much and the hourglass rotates too fast, so you deck out before I can give you potatoes.

I wish I wouldn't die.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you still age, even to the point where you want to die, but can't.

I wish I could understand women.

[aurouralamia]

Granted, you are now an old wise mute hideous woman.

I wish that that any man who ever hit a woman or child, any man who ever abused a woman or child, were tortured and killed.

[Absol]

Granted. There were no man left in the world. Enjoy!

I wish for more potatoes.