Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[DoubleCapitals]

Granted, the quote chain gets broken anyway.
I wish for two cows.

[zhangvict]

Granted, they poo in your house.

I wish for a black dagger, a porcelain ring, a stolen goblet, and a flask of poisoned mulberry juice.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, but these objects appear in a way you didn't want them to: The dagger appears at your neck, stabbing your carotid artery; the ring appears in your windpipe in such a way that you suffocate; the goblet appears very high above you, so that it falls on your head with great speed; and the flask of poisoned juice appears in your stomach without a cork or something else that would keep it closed. You now have been killed four times, virtually (since you can die only once and we don't know what actually killed you). Be proud of it.

I wish for more convenient use of chains of quotes.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but these objects appear in a way you didn't want them to: The dagger appears at your neck, stabbing your carotid artery; the ring appears in your windpipe in such a way that you suffocate; the goblet appears very high above you, so that it falls on your head with great speed; and the flask of poisoned juice appears in your stomach without a cork or something else that would keep it closed. You now have been killed four times, virtually (since you can die only once and we don't know what actually killed you). Be proud of it.

I wish for more convenient use of chains of quotes.

Granted, but it will cease to become convenient.

I wish my performance goes well.

[kimham8a]

Granted, but these objects appear in a way you didn't want them to: The dagger appears at your neck, stabbing your carotid artery; the ring appears in your windpipe in such a way that you suffocate; the goblet appears very high above you, so that it falls on your head with great speed; and the flask of poisoned juice appears in your stomach without a cork or something else that would keep it closed. You now have been killed four times, virtually (since you can die only once and we don't know what actually killed you). Be proud of it.

I wish for more convenient use of chains of quotes.

Granted, but it will cease to become convenient.

I wish my performance goes well.

Granted, it is an earth-shattering mind blowing ballet performance only to ants.

I wish for otyugh daughter to eat the sun

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but these objects appear in a way you didn't want them to: The dagger appears at your neck, stabbing your carotid artery; the ring appears in your windpipe in such a way that you suffocate; the goblet appears very high above you, so that it falls on your head with great speed; and the flask of poisoned juice appears in your stomach without a cork or something else that would keep it closed. You now have been killed four times, virtually (since you can die only once and we don't know what actually killed you). Be proud of it.

I wish for more convenient use of chains of quotes.

Granted, but it will cease to become convenient.

I wish my performance goes well.

Granted, it is an earth-shattering mind blowing ballet performance only to ants.

I wish for otyugh daughter to eat the sun

Granted, it eats a Ray of Light.

I wish I had an Intuos 5.

[kimham8a]

Granted, but these objects appear in a way you didn't want them to: The dagger appears at your neck, stabbing your carotid artery; the ring appears in your windpipe in such a way that you suffocate; the goblet appears very high above you, so that it falls on your head with great speed; and the flask of poisoned juice appears in your stomach without a cork or something else that would keep it closed. You now have been killed four times, virtually (since you can die only once and we don't know what actually killed you). Be proud of it.

I wish for more convenient use of chains of quotes.

Granted, but it will cease to become convenient.

I wish my performance goes well.

Granted, it is an earth-shattering mind blowing ballet performance only to ants.

I wish for otyugh daughter to eat the sun

Granted, it eats a Ray of Light.

I wish I had an Intuos 5.

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Granted, but it writes out hydro bills it says you have to pay for and everyone considers real, and they amount to everything you own + a lifetime of slavery.

I wish I knew what was over the rainbow.

[Absol]

Granted, it was a combo breaker.

I wish for potatoe.

[zhangvict]

Granted, they are sucky potatoes

I wish the person who grants this wish will be my mind slave.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, but you don't no how to force me to do something (hopefully you'll never find out).

I wish to look frightening tomorrow.

[zhangvict]

Granted, you become Justin Beiber

I wish to gain legendary cooking skills

[Skysong]

Granted, your cooking skills become that of King Kong, which are non-existant.

I wish I knew why anyone wants to watch Twilight.