Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, that is allready the case. You only have to sharpen it, if you want to write or draw numerous things.

I wish for more elemental synergies.

[Cheesy111]

Granted.  Fire/Light synergy is improved.

I wish that I would be able to turn into a turtle and back whenever I so desired.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you have to lug a half ton shell everywhere.

I wish my 3DS supported Flash.

[Skysong]

Granted, the cameras now have flash!
I wish to blow up a planet.

[kimham8a]

Granted, you blow up Massive Dragon, he's big enough.

I wish I had laser vision.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you can't turn it off, so you burn through your retinas and whatever lines up with your line of vision.

I wish I had complete control over my computer.

[kimham8a]

Granted, and the first thing you do with your new found control is to make sure the computer will lobotomise you if you use it again.

I wish for 17 octopuses.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted but [censored].

I wish I knew what had been censored.

[kimham8a]

Granted but [censored].

I wish I knew what had been censored.

Granted. Something moist, furry, and fiery.

I wish people would continuously quote until we have an infinite chain of quotes.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted but [censored].

I wish I knew what had been censored.

Granted. Something moist, furry, and fiery.

I wish people would continuously quote until we have an infinite chain of quotes.

Granted, but it will never be infinite.

I wish someone will quote this chain of quotes.

[Absol]

Granted but [censored].

I wish I knew what had been censored.

Granted. Something moist, furry, and fiery.

I wish people would continuously quote until we have an infinite chain of quotes.

Granted, but it will never be infinite.

I wish someone will quote this chain of quotes.

Granted, but this looked silly.
I wish for a combo breaker.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but we lose track of the quotes.

I wish I hadn't broken the quote chain.