Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[zhangvict]

Granted and you forget later.

I wish for everything to go absolutely bonkers.

[Drake_XIV]

 Granted, but it happens tomorrow.

I wish that we would all forget our old wishes.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, but then we become addicted to this thread again and have to read through pages of wishes to not copy the old ones, thus wasting our time.

I wish for a better life (not specific).

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  You find a penny on the floor.  You are now one cent richer.  Joy.

I wish I had a way to generate random wishes that actually make sense.

[McSod]

Granted. But it takes months of writing code, and you no longer enjoy life.

I wish writing code were simpler.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but it still takes a long time to compile.

I wish Forum Games posts went towards total posts.

[zhangvict]

Granted, but not for you.

I wish to board a boat that will sail the skies.

[Skysong]

Granted, but it was a boat flung by a catapult, and thus you land in a convienently place volcano. Have a nice death!

I wish for a pienapple upside-down cake.

[zhangvict]

Granted, I throw it at your face.

I wish window sill friction silliness

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, the next time you put your hand on the window sill it becomes stuck there (like if it was glued to the window sill), because of too high friction.

I wish for another penny and even more joy.

[Skysong]

Granted, but then some poor guy beats you up and takes both.

I wish to throw and impact explosive at someone.

[artimies7]

Granted. He throws it back.

I wish that my pencil wouldn't have to be sharpened ever again.