Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[yee]

Granted. You are carnival pony and you must carry children all day till you drop.

I wish to see the World.

[Shrink]

Granted. *hands over picture of world*

I wish for a lifetime amount of potato chips.

[DoubleCapitals]

Granted. But the wish is corrupted by me.

You didnt grant my wish.

Granted. You can't eat them.
I wish for a paradox (not the false god).

[Aves]

Granted. It has been resolved.
I wish for somebody to explain why we have Corrupt a Wish 4.0.

[artimies7]

For the sheer satisfaction of seeing a new thread pop up in the 'New Replies to Your Posts' link.

I wish that someone would post in a thread actually helpful.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, it's a thread you don't even know of nor have access to.

I wish for new year to be delayed by one day (so everyone celebrating totally fails in retrospect ).

[Kuroaitou]

Granted, it's a thread you don't even know of nor have access to.

I wish for new year to be delayed by one day (so everyone celebrating totally fails in retrospect ).

Granted, but because of international and local conflicts of what the New Year is, all countries decide to have a 2 day celebration of the New Year for 2012->2013.

I wish that Zanzarino had more developers to assist with Elements the Game. ^^;

[Xenocidius]

Granted. They quickly commercialize it and turn it into a Magic: The Gathering clone.

I wish that I could make a game as awesome as Elements.

[Tom Bombadil]

Granted, but you don't register it and it got stolen

I wish for snow to surround my house and trap me in

[MartinJ]

Granted. But the snow started to melt down soon.
I wish the person, who will corrupt my wish, would fail at corrupting it.

[FlareGlutox]

GRANTED; BUT THE PERSON JUST FAILS TO TURN THE CAPSLOCK OFF:

I wish to be able to read other person's minds.

[Xenocidius]

Granted. Without fail, every single person you meet is thinking about engaging in sexual activities with your mother.

I wish for the next wish to be a wish about my wish.