Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[kimham8a]

granted, but with a modification of remove all cards + 60 dagger

i wish that deck could beat rainbow, hermes, and drem catcher all at once

[Absol]

Granted. It -is- capable of defeating them. You just don't know how. Except the Dream Catcher.
(no really, Instosis can beat them. I can confirm it myself.)

I wish for a tomato.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  You take a rotten one to the face.

I wish I knew Who was on first.

[kimham8a]

Granted. It -is- capable of defeating them. You just don't know how. Except the Dream Catcher.
(no really, Instosis can beat them. I can confirm it myself.)

I wish for a tomato.

i know, i can beat them easily with SPlat, but i was talking about the 60 daggers beating those gods... now THATS hard.

Granted, who is on first.

I wish whats on first rather then who or i dont know.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you still need to put who's name on the check.

I wish for more Monty Python.

[Skysong]

Granted, but NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISTION!!!!!!

I wish that I had a card that that instantly wins the game for me.

[zhangvict]

Granted and u sell it

I wish for foam

[Schlonz]

Granted ... in form of a white crest on top of a huge tsunami ... it washes you away

I wish for precocnition in real life (1 min is enough), very useful in casinos ...

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but it can only be used when you are asleep.  But you can't tell the difference between your dreams and foresight.

I wish that I knew where my pants went.

[zhangvict]

Granted, you left them in the supermarket. You decide to walk there (without wearing any pants) to retrieve them. Lots of people lol and wtf at why a weird dude is walking down the aisles without pants.

I wish to live in the place of eternal forest sunshine and idyllic summer afternoons.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, you live in the place of eternal forest sunshine and idyllic summer afternoons...
...as a cookie getting eaten by one of the humans living there.

I wish for a cookie out of meat.

[zhangvict]

granted, your mom cooks salty barbecue steak stuffed with Belgian chocolate chip cookies, which is really gross.

I wish to to ride a gigantic flying mammoth with  powers.