Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Aves]

Granted. You gain a sense of calm and serenity... not noticing the needle puncturing your arm...
I wish for the next wish to be about advertisements.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but not in the way you expect.

I wish Billy Mays still had his commercials.

[kimham8a]

Granted, his commercials are already his.

I wish someone would tell me why the last corrupt a wish thread was locked.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but only after it happens to this thread too.

I wish someone would catch up to my post count in this thread.

[kimham8a]

Granted, you stop posting after an epileptic fit staring at the computer.

I wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  This carries on every month, each greeting accompanied with an expensive gift.  By next years, your funds have run dry.

I wish I had more control over my money.

[zhangvict]

Granted, you have the ability to animate them and make them tap dance and fold themselves into flying mini airplanes, but you cannot stop spending them.

I wish all ice cubes are spheres

[kimham8a]

Granted, but some people mistake the newly changed "cubes" for snowballs and they throw some at you, killing you instantly.

EDIT:
I wish someone wouldn't corrupt my wish.

[Drake_XIV]

No wish?  Moving on then.

I wish kimham8a will not edit her last post with a wish.

[kimham8a]

Granted, but only for 30 seconds.

I wish nothing gets screwed up by my double wish.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  I corrupt both.

I wish that I could climb flat surfaces with my bare hands.

[zhangvict]

Granted, you do this by getting the ability to secrete glue from your hand pores. You lose the ability to do anything else with your hands because they are so sticky, writing, typing, using a phone, high 5'ing etc.

I wish for singularity to be nerfed.