Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, early in comparison to the time elapsed since the beginning of our universe - so probably in around 10 million years.

I wish for a holy cow as an oracle pet on next April fools.

[Alias]

Granted, but its has -100 attack and is liquid shadowed.

I wish for RNG to be tortured.

[Aves]

Granted. The universe collapses because of a sudden manifestation of dark energy.
I wish to know when our forum will change its message on the top to 'reigned by death'

[Xenocidius]

Granted. The answer is never.

I wish for Team Darkness to win War #5.

[Tom Bombadil]

Granted. But you'll be excluded from the team...

I wish for this topic to have less post than Italians' topic.

[MartinJ]

Granted, but this topic's comments ar long.

I wish the Upgrading cards would cost less

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, but now they only change visually when upgraded.

I wish for cool new card ideas to stream into my brain.

[artimies7]

Granted, but you can't think of names or effects.

I wish for a peanut butter sandwich.

[Nepycros]

Granted, you are deathly allergic to peanuts... and bread.

I wish corruption wasn't an active part of this game.

[mesaprotector]

Granted. Through your hard work and dedication, you become a candidate for president. At the final presidential debate, you fall flat on your face.

I wish people didn't love to hate each other.

[DoubleCapitals]

Granted. People hate to love each other now.
I wish to corrupt my own wish.

[MartinJ]

Granted. But the wish is corrupted by me.
I wish corrupt a wish events would be banned.