Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, you get a telescope.

I wish for immaterial, invisible sunglasses.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you lose them.

I wish I had only two pinkies instead of three..

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, but being a person, who always wants what it can't get, you want your third pinkie back.

I wish for vampire teeth.

[zhangvict]

granted, but you keep on biting your tongue because they're so large.

I wish for super strength

[Skysong]

granted, you have super strength compared to a mouse.

I wish for apples that are able to be eaten WITHOUT me getting violently sick.

[Absol]

Granted. You get a Bad Apple!! (

)

I wish for a world peace.

[zhangvict]

Granted, but I misheard and you get a bowl of whorl peas.

I wish for a salty orange

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, it appears in your anus.

I wish to be manipulative.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but the only things you can manipulate are your own actions.

I wish I had never joined this topic.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, but during the time you would have been writing on this topic, a severe car accident happens with you right in the middle. You die.

I wish for an acid monkey on the moon.

[Olevar]

Granted, drug addict singer in southern peru has just written a crazy balad named acid monkey on the moon. I want to believe in giant spaghetti monster ruling the universe..

[zhangvict]

Granted, you now reside in a mental assylum

Granted, drug addict singer in southern peru has just written a crazy balad named acid monkey on the moon. I want to believe in giant spaghetti monster ruling the universe..

I wish people would have better syntax in posting and leave a line in between grants and wishes.