Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Skysong]

granted, you are full of Absol.

I wish for a Vending machine that gives me whatever I want.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but only when you don't want it.

I wish that I'd stop posting here.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, nobody misses you (sorry ).

I wish for the ability to read the mind of oranges.

[zhangvict]

Granted, you now die a little and commit a mini cannibalism-suicide whenever you drink orange juice.

I wish to lick my fridge

[Skysong]

Granted, and since it's so cold, your stuck there for 1 day.

I wish vet bills weren't so expensive.

[zhangvict]

Granted, but some random man eating orange causes all vets to escape to antartica, which is so remote that helicopter travel to there costs 100000000 times as much as you had to pay before.


I wish to dream about futuristic robots shooting lazer beams at each other

[Skysong]

granted, but you dream that your caught in the cross-fire.

I wish for zhangvict to be shoot by many lazers.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, but it only happened in his dream.

I wish for double rainbows to have a similar superstitious meaning as black cats.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  It now refers to several years of torture as a meme.

I wish I would make a web-wide meme.

[regen2k9]

Granted, but everyone looks down upon it as a forced meme.

I wish forum chat were back up and running.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, but it's only up for one second and goes down again afterwards for quite some time.

I wish nyan cat wouldn't fart rainbows.

[zhangvict]

Granted, he never existed, so he never farted rainbows. The Fake Nyan Cat however, still farts rainbows in youtube.

I wish for a jupiter