Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Xenocidius]

Granted. You are completely paralysed and cannot sing nor play any instruments.

I wish that you would post less in this topic.

[zhangvict]

granted, you will start to post less in this topic later in a few years.

I wish for a sticky apple pie to hit the face of the person who grants this wish

[Tom Bombadil]

Granted, but I ate the pie and liked it much...

I wish I have an idea for a wish to post there.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but its my turn.

I wish that I didn't have twice as many wishes as everyone else.

[zhangvict]

Granted, you have zero times as many

I wish for a disgusting pile of dung to hit the face of whoever grants this wish

[mesaprotector]

Granted, but your wish was misheard. I am now rolling in a pile of dumb. OMG LOLZ

I wish to die in a pleasant, comfortable manner.

[zhangvict]

granted, and you die tomorrow

I wish for a supermassive black hole to explode massive amounts of doughnuts onto the earth

[Absol]

Granted. (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,36335.0.html)

I wish the price for upping cards were decreased significantly.

[zhangvict]

granted, and now the rewards for false god spins decrease significantly as well. In addition, EMs give a 1 bonus instead of double, and all arena win rewards have been set to 10 . You also reset your account.


I wish omg, lol and noob are a real words commonly used among scholars of the academic circles in science papers, literaturary critiques and pilisophical essays etc

[Absol]

Omg, that's so granted. Lol, you can now speak like that in your thesis, at the cost of the professors calling you a noob.
"OMG I'm going to pass this test!" "Lol no, you're a noob. Try again."


I wish Elements 1.30 is launched tomorrow.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, but only as beta.

I wish to be able to determine what people think like a high-end psychologist.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  You become me.

I wish I were not so full of myself.