Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Skotadi Phobos]

Granted, I give it right back.
I wish I had never posted on this topic.

[artimies7]

Granted. You fell into a crack in time, which means you were never born.

I wish that I could do more stuff.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  Now you can do math with the right side of your brain.

I wish someone will corrupt this wish.

[zhangvict]

Granted, but you will corrupt your own wish.

I wish the next person will not corrupt this wish.

[Fireleaf]

Granted, but the person after me will.

I wish that I will never wish to make a wish.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but I will.

I wish I made a legitimate wish.

[Absol]

Granted, but it's corrupted.

I wish i don't wish for i wish.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but it's still corrupted.

I wish my computer would let me modify my posts.

[mesaprotector]

Granted, you make some really stupid modifications to your posts one night when you're drunk, and Higs permabans you.

I wish I had 2 million score.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  But that's now standard score for level 2.

I wish I hadn't sold all my rares...

[mesaprotector]

Granted. You keep your rares, but Zanz nerfs all of them to become basically useless. (Example: Discord now scrambles 1 random quantum each turn.)

I wish my singing voice were higher.

(Btw, I wish I hadn't sold my rares as well! If I hadn't I'd probably have 12 of most of them by now... and an extra nymph D: - on the other hand, it was a nymph, so I don't really care that much... )

[Drake_XIV]

Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking either.
"Hey, I should sell all my Golden Nymphs and Pulvys!  And maybe these Arctic Squids that you can't buy in the Bazaar anymore!"

Anyways, your wish has been granted, but it is inaudible and turns out to be the frequency at which your brain resonates too.  In other words, your brain explodes when you sing.  Literally.

I wish I had perfect pitch.