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zhangvict · « **Reply #528 on:** February 21, 2012, 03:02:12 am »

Granted, Fried and Hamburgers are not confusing

I wish for a ludicriously pink emu

Drake_XIV · « **Reply #529 on:** February 21, 2012, 03:55:36 am »

Granted, but for some reason, it sends you into seizures.

I wish for a second eye.

mesaprotector · « **Reply #530 on:** February 21, 2012, 05:24:14 am »

Granted, they're buy one-get one free, so you just have to take a third as well.

I wish to be able to walk a marathon.

Drake_XIV · « **Reply #531 on:** February 21, 2012, 05:28:57 am »

Wait, how is that a corruption?

Granted, but you get ridiculed for not taking the event seriously.

I wish I could bike up steep hills.

zhangvict · « **Reply #532 on:** February 21, 2012, 05:41:46 am »

Granted, but you lose your bike.

I wish for psychedelic mice

Drake_XIV · « **Reply #533 on:** February 21, 2012, 05:45:11 am »

Granted, but they keep on truckin'.
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I wish I had a successful webcomic...

zhangvict · « **Reply #534 on:** February 21, 2012, 07:47:37 am »

Granted, it is so successful it sold two copies in twenty years.

I wish to zoink the bjameeripog

Drake_XIV · « **Reply #535 on:** February 21, 2012, 03:10:53 pm »

Granted, but you die trying.

I wish I could cast Curaga in real life.

FlareGlutox · « **Reply #536 on:** February 21, 2012, 05:22:32 pm »

Granted, but it does nothing, since there are no hit points in real life.

I wish for hit points in real life.

Skysong · « **Reply #537 on:** February 21, 2012, 05:53:32 pm »

Granted, but you have a max of -100.

I wish for apples.

FlareGlutox · « **Reply #538 on:** February 21, 2012, 06:20:42 pm »

Granted, they contain worms.

I wish for an undetectable ghost, who gives no sign of his existence.

Absol · « **Reply #539 on:** February 21, 2012, 06:38:17 pm »

Granted. It has existed from a long time ago, you just don't know it. And now you know.

i wish the next person take my wish.