Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, now you're missing all the fingers on your right hand.

I wish Drake_XIV didn't have almost twice as much posts as me on this thread.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, I know have thrice as many posts.

I wish FlareGlutox's avi was not a Chimera.

[AnimationX]

Granted, it is now Chimera(regular art)
I wish someone would do my homework for me.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but they don't understand the material and you fail the course.

I wish I remembered how to code in Python.

[AnimationX]

Granted, but you do nothing with it once you've remembered.
I wish Santa would give me presents on all the holidays.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  But your parents go into debt.  I wonder why...

I wish people were not corrupt.

[AnimationX]

Granted. But they still tell me Santa isn't real! D:<
I wish everyone knew Santa was real.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but he gets hunted down by the American government.

I wish people would not remember me.

[Cheesy111]

Granted, but you're trapped in an avalanche.  No one remembers you, so the rescue team walks right by you...
I wish I could figure out what to do for Grid.

[AnimationX]

Granted. You post it here: http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,36855.0.html
But I don't help you (Do it if you want to).
I wish I were popular

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but as time passes, you become insecure that no one actually likes you for being you.  You become a recluse end up victim to the "Rose for Emily" plot.

I wish I'd get 5s on all my AP tests.

[Cheesy111]

Granted, the scoring is raised to be out of 100.
I wish that F&H wasn't so confusing.