Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Skysong]

Granted.
How am I supposed to corrupt that one?!!I wish that no one wishes for an uncorruptable wish again.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but only after I ask another one.

I wish the last wish was granted.

[Skysong]

Granted, but no further wishes are corrupted.

I wish for tacos.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but now you're stuck on the toilet for the next two hours.

I wish I could projectile vomit on command.

[zhangvict]

Granted. You are now squirtle. You can projectile vomit water on command. As a result of your Pokemonmorphication, you live 23 hours of your day inside a ball and only come out for battles.

I wish for a pile of dung that is delicious and edible.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but that does not change the fact that it has no nutritional value or is free of parasites.  Bon Apetit.

I wish I could port JPN 3DS games on my 3DS.

[Skysong]

Granted, but you need the english version to understand it all.

I wish I hadn't granted any uncorruptable wishes...

[zhangvict]

Granted, those wishes were actually corruptable, you just didn't corrupt them anyway.

I wish for a candy clown nose that looks like a carrot but is actually a road sign cone with three fake flippers and a moustache.

EDIT: OMG I spelt a swear word by accident. Sorry!!

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, the thing you get has so many different aspects of shape and interpretation, that you become insane after continuously watching it for 3 hours.

I wish for a reference to an allready corrupted wish on this thread.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but it refers to your wish.

I wish I could fly like Superman. [Kinks reference anyone?]

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, but a kryptonite crystal hits you while 10.000m above the ground. Guess what, you die.

I wish it wasn't night in my country, while the main traffic occurs on this thread.

Edit: typo fixed, thanks, Drake

[Drake_XIV]

*kryptonite

Granted.  You still don't have access to this thread.

I wish I wasn't missing all the fingers on my left hand.