Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[AnimationX]

Granted. You're possessed by a cursed demon.
I wish Supernova didn't exist.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  However, there's another card with the same effect.

I wish one of my card ideas would eventually make it into the game.

[mesaprotector]

Granted, but everyone hates the card and starts making fun of it. It's used about as much as unupped Graviton Mercenaries.

I wish people could stop picking fights.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  Rather than instigating, they skip straight to beating you to a pulp.

I wish there were no flaws with my card ideas.

[Skysong]

granted, but some one else posts them first.

I wish to know and be able to teleport.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you can't do so accurately.

I wish I knew what to do with my life.

[Skysong]

Granted, you now want to crush people's souls in a children's card game.

I wish I was able to and knew how to ACCURATELY teleport...

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  But you can only teleport to one of two places.  The Earth's core or the Sun's surface.

I wish I was missing my left arm.

[Skysong]

Granted, but you die from blood loss from the shark eating it.

I wish for a giant diamond.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you get targeted by the mob for stealing it.

I wish I was alive.

[Skysong]

Granted, but you lose your will to live.
How's that for irony?I wish for a sword that can cut anything except itself.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, you get a regular sword.  Can't really cut itself with its rigid body...

I wish that this wish would not be corrupted.