Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  You keep losing until your rank drops below 500.

I wish I hadn't sold my three Golden Nymphs...

[AnimationX]

Granted. But you all of your other cards to buy 125801820102730182401283102481124125012095120951208310832102831823808128301705102398112741024184 skeletons.
I wish I had three Golden Nymphs.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  The newest update nerfs them to 1/1 creatures that still costs 9   to play.

I wish I was smarter with my money.

[AnimationX]

Granted. Now you only spend $2000 donating to this game every month.
I wish I had 6 Malignant cell cards.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  They're still pretty useless as is.

I wish I can finish my false dragon card series.

[pvpmister]

Granted, you forgot you ever started. But you didnt know you wanted to finish.
I wish for a human sized chocolate.

[zhangvict]

Granted, it is the size of a 2cm human fetus

I wish for mushroom flavored square pieces of algae

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  It also mimics the mushroom's toxicity levels.  Death Cap algae anyone?

I wish I could reconfigure my taste buds.

[pvpmister]

Granted, but you change them so you hate everything.
I wish to like everything(foodwise)

[Drake_XIV]

Now, that wouldn't be corrupting if I did that myself, no?

Granted, but you really like the taste of KCN.

I wish I could delete my posts in CI&A.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, you can, but you don't know how.

I wish for a bone club, which can't hurt myself.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, and it has the ability to kill anything it touches.  You are now wanted on several counts of manslaughter, two counts of conspiracy, and five counts of attempted murder.  All while waiting in line at Starbucks.

I wish I wasn't cursed.