Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[rowcla]

Granted, Your now homeless
I wish to be able to immo straight into a pheonix again

[Helston]

Granted, Phoenix now costs 6 fire, 1 entropy, 1 gravity, 1 air, 1 earth, 1 death, 1 life, 1 darkness, 1 light, 1 aether, 1 time and 1 water quanta, and cannot be played if you have any extra quanta.

I wish the voices would just go away!

[Xenocidius]

Granted. You are now deaf.

I wish I was a False God.

[ninetyfools]

Granted. Your fake.
I wish to be a  master.

[rowcla]

granted but then your banned for hacking into the position
I wish for something to post on on my other forum

[KeeperofDreams]

Granted, Post This: "I rowcla, am a cat that suffers from pedophilia, GIVE ME A KITTEN!!!"
I wish for time to stop represented by all motion to cease the instant this wish is granted, preventing any further wish making and rowcla's post to be held on his other forum eternally.

[Legit]

Granted, but 10 men arrest(s) you for interfering with the natural course of Time.

I wish for Santa to collide with Iron Man in midair during Christmas night right above my house so all the presents fall into my property and I get all of them.

[ninetyfools]

Granted but a kid wished for a nuke for Xmas and it blew you up.
I wish to be batman.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, you become a man-sized baseball bat.

I wish for a red-coloured full moon this night.

[Skotadi Phobos]

Granted, it is actually the eye of a monster that is going to eat you and destroy the world.
I wish for a fish taco.

[ninetyfools]

Granted but it is a poisonous fish and you die.
I wish for a oet turtle that can destroy the world and its bugger than a bus. It only listens to me and will not kill me because its loyal.

[Aves]

Granted, it puts you into a coma because its loyal to your enemies who want to gloat at you.
I wish for Corrupt A Wish 5.0 to come early.