Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[AnimationX]

Granted. The magical god of Vitamin C cures it.
I wish for an apple.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you choke on the seeds.

I wish I didn't have the most posts in this thread.

[AnimationX]

Granted. Your account gets banned and all your posts are deleted. (If it works that way).
I wish people had low expectations for me.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, everyone forgets about you and lets you rot in a ditch.

I wish my life had a purpose.

[AnimationX]

Granted, your purpose is to not have a purpose.
I wish I could spin around without making myself dizzy.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but the centrifugal force applied by your spinning still forces you to projectile vomit.

I wish this knife was sharp enough...

[AnimationX]

Granted. You cut yourself.
I wish Forum Game Posts counted for your posts.

[mesaprotector]

Granted, you now have 5000 posts and still only 2 reputation.

I wish I could sing well.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  You still get outshined by all the excellent singers in the world.  At least your the same as me.*

I wish people could read the situation and act accordingly...

*The second one is the corruption.

[AnimationX]

Granted, but they're still stupid and run around screaming.
I wish for a custom avatar.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you still can't use it since you have yet to reach 200 posts.

I wish I'd finally get around to finishing my girlfriend's birthday present.

[AnimationX]

Granted, but you forget her birthday.
I wish for people to duel my Arena deck.