Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  You now own the rights to this small sailboat that's been sunk in a lake in the Canadian wilderness.

I wish I had "Tales of the Abyss."

[Skysong]

Granted, but then you are arrested for stealing.

I wish for a moat.

[The M]

Granted. You get a crocodile-infested moat around your house but you can't get out because there is no drawbridge.

I wish for magic shoes.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but it spontaneously disappears.

I wish I were Morgan Freeman.

[zhangvict]

Granted, your name is now Morgan Freeman. Every other aspect of your life is unchanged.

I wish for zopiongerusack

[pvpmister]

Granted, you get it. But it turns out to be a deadly deasise.
I wish for a mansion that our family can live in.

[iancudorinmarian]

Granted, but it's on fire next day.
I wish all cards in Elements.

[Drake_XIV]

Uh, granted.  But due to the incomplete nature of your wish, it was interpreted that all your Elements cards cost 76 quanta to play.

I wish my computer ran something better than Windows Vista.

[pvpmister]

Granted, but due to a slight flaw your computer gets hacked and explodes.
I wish to know the meaning of life.

[Drake_XIV]

I did say something better than Vista...

Granted, 42.

I wish everyone would communicate in binary.

[AnimationX]

010001110111001001100001011011100111010001100101011001000010110000100000011000100111010101110100001000000110111001101111001000000110111101101110011001010010000001110101011011100110010001100101011100100111001101110100011000010110111001100100001000000110010101100001011000110110100000100000011011110111010001101000011001010111001000101110
(Granted, but no one understands each other)

I wish Antlions had 20 attack.

[Drake_XIV]

Well, if everyone is able to speak binary, they'd be able to understand it, no?

Granted, but everything else is scaled appropriately.  Dragons get 100 attack and you have 1000 health.

I wish I could see through walls.