Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[pvpmister]

Granted, you lose all your jobs and turn into a tramp.
I wish for milkshake .

[Absol]

Granted. You drink a milk then a machine shakes you for an eternity.

I wish my wish will come true.

[pvpmister]

Granted, but you dont know what your wish was.
I wish for all the rare cards x12.

[Absol]

Granted. You get them all... in the Trainer.

I wish i know what to wish for.

[pvpmister]

Granted, you did know what  you wished for thats what you just wished.
I wish that I was older.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, you are now so old, that you have allready died.

I wish for millions of random structures and objects to catch fire on random occasions within the next week.

[pvpmister]

Granted, but  you get cought in the fire and die.
I wish I was a teenager. (Not dead like before )

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, you become an undead teenager (not dead, eh? ), thus you have no control over your actions and constantly try to feed on human brains.

I wish for fiery flames everywhere, which neither damage living beings nor objects.

[pvpmister]

Granted, There last for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds that no one sees them.
I wish to be a perfectlty alive teenager that i can control .

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, but you swiftly become an outsider because of your non-teenager mind.

I wish for an explosion with a one kilometer radius to appear two kilometers from earth's surface away, to last for 1 minute and to look beautifully destructive, but can't harm anyone or anything.

[Absol]

Granted. You got an explosion with a one kilometer radius to appear two kilometers from earth's surface away, to last for 1 minute and to look beautifully destructive, but can't harm anyone or anything.

Then you wake up.

I wish i don't have to sleep to operate efficiently.

[pvpmister]

Granted, you die and go to heaven. You dont have to go sleep there.
I wish for my own boat.