Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[mesaprotector]

Granted, but everyone else wins The Game.

I wish to know what "lorem ipsum dolor sit amet" means.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, now you know it's all just filler.  Not really exciting, huh?

I wish I could come up with a good name for my robot...

[FlareGlutox]

Granted. (http://bit.ly/tR8s9C)

Granted, but everyone else hates the new name of your robot.

I wish for cooler placeholder texts.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but yours still sucks relative to all the others.

I wish Smogon did not exist.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, it's a work of fiction, so it did never exist. Wasted wish.

I wish for a mute button, which can mute rl.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but it can only mute yourself.  With no un-mute function.

I wish I could walk on air.

[Skysong]

granted, but you can only do this for 5 min. a day.

I wish for a less annoying brother.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, now he's slightly less annoying.  Still bothers you like crazy.

I wish I had a tablet.

[mesaprotector]

Granted. Like all Apple devices, it is easy to use, hard to get away from, and, in the end... completely useless.

I wish mono decks were more common in Elements.

[The M]

Granted. Everyone starts playing fire mono and you weep at night.

I wish for a piece of chocolate cake.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  Everyone uses a Mono Fire Stall.
Granted, but you never have the chance to eat it.

I wish I could produce art on the computer with equal caliber to my sketches.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, now your sketches suck as much as your art.

I wish to have no duties to do next week.