Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you no longer see the worth in life and commit suicide.

I wish people would stop using guilt to get me to do stuff.

[Absol]

Granted, they now force you to work because you become their slave.

I wish this wish is corrupted.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you just wasted a wish.

I wish I would stop being racist.

[zhangvict]

Granted, now you're sexist

I wish that from now on, every love letter written by clowns have to inquire about the price of sofas

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, but therefore no jokes, which aren't related to the price of sofas, are made anymore in the love letters of clowns.

I wish for better understanding between the genders.

[zhangvict]

Granted, now whenever you sit in between two people of opposite genders while studying, your ability to absorb information increases.

I wish the moon was cube shaped

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but the tides change, flooding your house.

I wish it wasn't so cold.

[zhangvict]

Granted, it's burning hot

I wish for a phone that dosen't work

[mesaprotector]

Granted, the phone explodes and kills your pet.

I wish for a delicious hamburger.

[zhangvict]

Granted, but you are allergic to it

I wish for some rubbish

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, you get a photo of yourself.

I wish for a flamethrower.

[Absol]

Granted, it misfires and kills you.

I wish i lose The Game.