Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you get sued for copyright infringement involving a sponge inhabiting a pineapple.

I wish Communism actually worked.

[mesaprotector]

Granted, but nobody thinks to try it.

I wish Elements would finally load. :/

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but then your computer blows up.

I wish cards took only 1000   to upgrade.

[AnimationX]

Granted, but now upgraded cards sell for only 100
I wish for Sosac to be nerfed.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  Now it costs one more quanta.

I wish I had something to do aside from refreshing this thread.

[Absol]

Granted. You refresh this page and found me there, and you have to reply. FOREVER.

I wish i'll get 4 more SoDs.

[zhangvict]

Granted. You get them after 9999999 weeks of grinding the bronze arena.

I wish for a hollow blue green chilli that isn't spicy

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, it's poisonous.

I wish I could throw knives accurately.

[zhangvict]

Granted, but you break your knife throwing arm while practicing and take 3 months to recover. Afterwards, you forget your skills.

I wish trash cans were in the shape of adrenaline bottle caps.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but they do not hold trash effectively.

I wish I didn't have to have my left leg amputated.

[Absol]

Granted. You have your right amputated instead. (wait, so it's true story? Sorry)

I wish i can perform better in Grid.

[mesaprotector]

Granted, you can, but you don't because a piano falls on your head and kills you.

I wish I were rich.